Oh, the ocean is beautiful! The waves are crashing over the castle, and all of the beautiful ginger mer-babies Susnan birthed last week are swimming around and learning how to use their tails. Life is good.

I will be your best friend, and we can discuss the sea queen all the time.
Susnan is my Sea Queen, and I am her Fish King. I am also king of the sea, however, so I go by many titles.

Oh, young child, I do not blame you. My fish-father, king of all the ocean perused the internet to locate that photograph, and gave it to me in a coming-of-age ceremony. This was, in fact, the same ceremony in which I chose the beautiful ginger-haired vixen known as Susnan for my mate.
Oh, you are simply beautiful. If goldfishes practiced polygamy, you’d be my 32nd sea-wife.

Oh, I love being married to Susnan! We just love our life down here in the underwater palace. Hell, we may even be expecting a few mer-babies soon, but don’t tell Susnan that ;)
